Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Unexpected bumps in the decaffeinated life

3 weeks ago I gave up caffeine entirely.

It’s had it’s problems.

Not the ones everyone was warning me about – headaches.

Everyone said “Oh take a couple weeks to wean yourself, you drink a LOT of coffee”

But that coffee was 2/3rds decaf already,sometimes 3/4 decaf, so just using straight decaf was a simple thing. No physical effects were felt at all.

Until a couple weeks later when my brain started taking longer to boot up in the mornings.

It’s a problem, but not a big one.

There is a bigger problem. The problem  no one warned me about.

The coffee maker itself.

My coffee maker does not like straight decaf coffee grounds & throws up at least half time I make coffee.

By throws up I mean the coffee grounds overflow the filter & sometimes the basket & drip into the pot, clogging its openings (it’s a thermal carafe, keeps my coffee hot for 4 hours) causing the liquid to slowly drain down the outside of the carafe.

Makes a terrible mess.

So I bought a French press coffee maker. A cheap one from Wal Mart for now but probably I will invest in a thermal one. Maybe.

The press has it’s own issues.

It makes a good cup of coffee & the decaf grounds stay where they are pressed & don’t seep into my cup.

But cleaning it is a challenge.

We have a septic tank so I can’t keep washing the grounds down the drain, but getting them loose enough to come out of the bottom of the jar requires water.

But I can’t pour water into the garbage can because I never have a garbage bag that doesn’t have a hole poked into by something or other. 

I try scooping it out with a spoon but half the grounds stick to the sides or I can’t reach them so then I swirl a spatula around the inside & try pulling what is left out that way

Any thing I try makes a terrible mess.

I suppose I could get a really fine mesh strainer, pour water into the jar, get the grounds loose & then strain them & thrown them away.

I’m trying to decide which coffee maker is less work to clean.

How do you clean out your French press if you use one?

6 comments:

Wendy Bukowski said...

LOL, I'm no help I'm afraid but I do need to make a mental note NOT to wash coffee grains down the sink into the septic tank - I never even gave that one a thought so thank you :-)

Helena said...

Those pesky unintended consequences - I put my coffee grounds on my compost heap so some extra water doesn't matter and I need water to get them all out

SciFi Dad said...

I don't have a french press, but would cheesecloth work?  Fill the carafe with water, then pour through a cheesecloth.  Shake out the grinds.

Gem said...

I'm sure I watched on Gardeners World once that you can put used coffee granules in with your mulch.  You could try that? 

Julieaj said...

I think Helena and Gem are on the right track - compost or mulch are probably the best way out.  Personally I use instant - saves a lot of hassle.

Andrea @ The Creative Junkie said...

I'm not a coffee drinker so I have no idea. I'm not a coffee maker either so I still have no idea. But I just want to give you props because giving up caffeine is no easy thing. I've heard that it's kind of like losing an appendage and for a long time afterward, you'll still have that phantom pain.