1. LUNCH - my philosophy of life revolves around lunch. It is the thing I miss most as a SAHM (apart from soft smooth hands). Douglas Adams, in "Life, the Universe & Everything " wrote about a group called The Holy Lunching Friars on Vondoon - The Holy Lunching Friars of Voondon claim that just as lunch is at the centre of a man's temporal day, and man's temporal day can be seen as an analogy for his spiritual life, so Lunch should (a) be seen as the centre of a man's spiritual life, and (b) be held in jolly nice restaurants This is what I believe as well.
2. NAPTIME - because that is when LUNCH is going to occur if I get one at all (but no jolly nice restaurant)
3. DEFENESTRATION - it means to throw someone out of the window & it has always struck me as funny (In both sense of the word) that this word exists. It's existance means that people were being thrown out of windows often enough that they needed a word for it. This is the part that strikes me as bizzar. However, for some reason I don't understand, this word reminds me of Monty Python's Flying Circus, which is why it makes me laugh
4. MOMMY - I never thought anyone would say it to me and I love to hear it. Though perhaps without the annoying whine as in "I want some juice please MMOOOOMMMMMYYYYY." a dozen times in a row because they were too busy whining to hear me when I said "ok" after the first time.
5. MILK - I just like the way it sounds. It sort of just rolls off the tongue
2 comments:
This made me laugh! Great list! You're right about that one word, why in the world did they need a word about throwing people out the window, lol?!
Defenestration-- That sounhds so much better in my mind. My DS had colic and I clearly remember one night saying if he did not SHUT UP I was going to throw him out the window. How much more reasonable would it have sounded if I said. If this child does not resist the urge to expell noise and tears, I am going to defenestrate him.
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