Conversation between two girls and four boys pretending they are in Star Wars. Oldest Girl & Oldest Boy are trying to organize it.
Oldest Boy – I am a Jedi!
Second boy – I am Jedi too
Oldest Girl – I am a Princess
Third boy – I jedi too
OB – We can’t all be Jedi
OG to Third Boy – You are guard
Clamoring of protests from the masses about not being Jedi
Second boy – I’m still a Jedi – HMMMMMMM- waving imaginary light saber around
Third boy begins sword fighting with second boy
Oldest girl, shouting – No, guards don’t fight Jedi! are you a storm trooper? You have to use a gun
Younger girl – I’m a princess
OG – No I’m the princess, you have to be a guard too.
Youngest boy makes phaser sounds and jumps around
OS – You are not supposed to shoot other guards!
YG – I am too a princess. you be a guard
OG – I said I was a princess first
Boys leap around waving imaginary light sabers arguing about who is on who’s side and how some of them have to be Storm Troopers but keep switching sides. Younger girl starts imaginary laser fire. Second Boy insists he is too a Jedi
OG tries to take charge shouting – I am the princess you all have to OBEY ME!!!
Mass jumping around & use of weapons. Protests of “I’m a Jedi” “I’m a stormtrooper.” “No you are a guard” are heard
OG repeats - I am the princess you all have to OBEY ME!!!
Younger Girl – Well, I am the Queen!
OB – I’m the Jedi master, I don’t have to listen to you.
Two younger boys leap off hill while pretending to be hit by laser fire or maybe by army men, the plot has been lost.
OG tries one more time – I’m in charge! Line up guards!
Youngest boy – what is a guard?
OG gives up & goes to play with the dog. Youngest boy wanders off and others fall off the dirt pile while pretending to be shot.
