There was a great deal of noise coming from the backseat the other day.
"BOYS!!!" I said in my stern, knock-it-off, voice
"just BOY, actuawy" replies Mayhem, sitting alone in the back.
"How can you make so much noise by yourself?"
"I don't have anyone to play with. How come you only have 2 boys? Why not 3 so I have someone to play with when Havoc at school?"