This post has been written by the voices in my head. If I don’t let them out every now & then they get cranky.
Voice #1: She’s been crocheting randomly again.
Voice #2: What is that thing?
Voice #3: It looks like a crocheted bowling pin
Voice #1: Would it kill her to stick with a pattern & not go off on her own?
Voice #2: That would make the results too predictable
Voice #3: I think she did stick to the pattern on this one.
Voice #1: Geez! There she goes again. Anthropomorphizing things
Voice #2: Someone needs to take the plastic eyes away from her.
Voice #3: The eyes add something.
Voice #1: Yeah, something creepy.
Voice #1: Oh look. She did a bunch of them in different sizes
Voice #2: Anthropomorphized mutant bowling pins.
Voice #3: The little one is cute
Voice #1: Does she think people will buy these things?
Voice #2: I don’t know, some people will buy anything.
Voice #3: With some little accessories she could probably get $5 for the small one as a Christmas tree ornament.
Voices #1 & #2 make contemptuous sounds
Voice #1: Oh no she didn’t!
Voice #2: Oh yes she did!
Voice #3: hahahahaha!
Voice #1:I cannot believe my eyes.
Voice #2: Anthropomorphized mutant bowling pins on a bad hair day!
Voice #3: I think they are adorable
Voices #1 & #2 : You are such a suck up!
